Can't get past the knife throw. If this was supposed to be a joke, it's not very clear. In fact I'm pretty sure it is cuz the game outright laughs at you if you die enough times but by then we're already impeccably annoyed. The punchline comes in too late and we're left feeling the game is coming off as mean-spirited rather than satirical, and now it suffers for it.
Half a star because it still gives off that hopeful feeling before stabbing you in the face for the 100 hyperbollilionth time.
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